Nows The Time To Seize The Day
Awkward physical contacts

zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

kitten-spice:

i love me

kitten-spice:

i love me

eclecticpandas:

the best of pet shaming

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

awwww-cute:

My black lab puppy met a fawn

awwww-cute:

My black lab puppy met a fawn

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
(via walk-you-home)