Nows The Time To Seize The Day

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

homemadetoivaska:

me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”

next morning:

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nagisahaazukii:

darrenchristcriss:

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

i misread this too

I ALSO MISREAD IT

TRY ME
somebody you do not wanna try (via blackproverbs)

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

ultrafunnypictures:


He finally grew into that bow tie

ultrafunnypictures:

He finally grew into that bow tie